Anonymous asked: “ What is your worst experience involving bumping uglies? ”

Let’s just say I’ve had to fake it a LOT in my time.

scribblersrant asked: “ For your TMI Tuesday thingie: What kind of clothing makes you feel the most powerful, either sexually or non-sexually (or both, it does have "tmi" in the title)? ”

THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES.

In all seriousness though, I don’t ever feel sexy or powerful in anything. I’m not too fond of the way I look.

I wanna watch a second one.

Any suggestions?

scribblersrant asked: “ I made a twitter so I could scream at movies/TV shows without blowing up my Facebook/Tumblr. >_>'' ”

I have one of those too, but it’s mainly for me to bitch about customers at work.

WELL THAT WAS AN ENDING.

scribblersrant asked: “ Cool, cool. I couldn't watch it for a while, and now I'm almost through season one. Your reactions to the movie you're watching remind me of what I spend most of each episode doing. XD ”

This is normal for me. I just never really post it on here XD 

People aren’t that interested in my ramblings.

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS

THIS CRAZY BITCH

STARTED SINGING RING AROUND THE ROSIE

JUST

FUCK

scribblersrant asked: “ Do you watch any Supernatural? ”

I’m not really a fan of supernatural. I tried. But didn’t like it.

NOPE NOT QUITE

YOU WERE USEFUL

UNTIL YOU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE MOUTH

BITCH

OH MY GOD. DID THEY JUST.

THEY JUST

IM DONE

FOBGTFJOSXC VB;I;

“YOU SHOT THE SHERIFF”
“YEAH WELL I KILLED THE DEPUTY TOO”

NO

FUCKING

NO

NOW THE INBRED MOTHERFUCKER IS SWINGIN AROUND A BEAR TRAP LIKE A DAMN ROPE

FUCKING RUN

OH

SHERIFF

YOU’RE USEFUL NOW

THANK YOU

scribblersrant asked: “ I take it horror movies can be difficult to watch, if only for the not-quite-immediately-obvious reasons? ”

I adore watching bad horror movies and screaming at the screen

I GUARANTEE THE OLD LADY IS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, CHECK FIRST YOU DIPWADS.

OH MY FUCK.

HANSEL, GRETEL. 

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL THE DERANGED INBRED BROTHER WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE.

YOU DIDNT LISTEN TO ME

NOW YOU AND YOUR HUBBY TO BE ARE HEADLESS